There were days when there was nothing going on.
Just empty days,
empty of ideas,
absent of real thought.
I’m lucky I’m past them now,
and things are firing again.
There is thought come back to the days
and spirit has returned.
I am lucky to have gone past the fallow period.
Surely there was no effort involved.
Only fortune has occurred
to be on to better days now.
Well, she was about ninety seven
and her name was something Irish like Devon,
when I saw her while trying not to be sedentary.
To think I could have gone right on past her,
when I checked her out at the library.
Well she looked through me
and I hoped that she could see
but her glasses were far from twenty/twenty.
I hoped that she would give me her number
right there at the local library.
Oh, my heart went boom
when I saw the bathroom
had a real long waiting line…
But she was waiting for me when I got back to see
that she was aware I just had to pee.
I hoped that she would remember
that we’d met at the library.
The bowl is receiving liquids
from so many separate sources today.
The rain, the dog and the pitcher
all entering the bowl at different times.
Today, I am that bowl.
We are getting soggy.
You won’t like us when we’re soggy.
You pour us when we’re dry,
you add a little milk,
so you don’t have us at our absolute driest,
but you don’t want us completely drenched, trust me.
There’s a perfect moment to have your cornflakes,
and it’s here, man, so get on it, all right?
Eat up now, before you miss the moment, and –
look don’t just keep talking on the phone, get to the foodstuffs!
We’re part of a balanced breakfast, but that ain’t gonna happen
if you just yack away with whoever that is on the other end…
JUST GET OFF THE PHONE!
Jesus, don’t pick up the phone after you’ve poured the flakes.
What’re you, a moron?
We don’t have time, here, OK?
It’s running out.
Jeez, we’re real soggy now.
We’re getting to the point of no return…
Maybe if you add another layer of flakes on top of what’s we’ve got in the bowl,
you can refresh…
Oh jeez oh jeezohjeezohjeez…
I think we’re over now.
I think you might have to flush us, Gary.
Oh, mother.
I’m sorry…
Now you get off the phone?
No one thinks they are the bad one
but there are outliers to rules.
To this, I’ll be the exception.
For other rules, I’ll break with tools.
To some I may seem truly cruel,
while others think of me as kind.
It’s just that I suffer no fools
while some I meet have half a mind.
Change, they say, comes from within.
This is most true around gastrointestinal distress,
where the change comes from deep within
and then is often expressed without
loudly.
I find the cause of this change from within
is sometime from some issue without,
like chili cheese hot dogs
or bean burritos
of possibly too much Moose Tracks ice cream.
Maybe Indian.
You get the idea, I’m sure.
The point is,
change can have many a cause
but some things can cause many changes.
Once again, massaging artistic muscles
brings me back to master my rispetto drill.
Rhythm with the syllables solves some puzzles
Just repeat the process; I may learn the skill.
Getting better every week, I could seek
excellence that would acquiesce me to peak
and become the owner of rispetto gold
before I come to be especially old.
The first kiss was a threat
in one of those games that children play.
The child was eighteen, which is later, perhaps,
than expected.
The game was Truth or Dare.
The situation was embarrassing.
How did I get so far in life
while experiencing so little?
But I had not gotten far.
I was at college,
but still sheltered.
I lived alone.
I worked at jobs I had not yet earned.
Even the situation was not one of my doing.
She was dared to kiss me
and she bravely took the horrifying dare
tongue waggling dangerously
moving through my mouth in ways I knew nothing about.
I was a new fish who understood little
about her extremity swimming in my waters.
I blushed and played the experience off,
but probably fooled nobody.
I had been seen with no one on campus all year,
bemoaned being lonely.
I think my innocence was well-identified.
It was maintained for many months afterwards,
and I didn’t kiss anyone else until the next school year,
when I began to learn other skills
that would prove additionally useful.
A breathing vibrant creature
has been condensed and conformed
into a cyborg,
an association of wires and thoughts
connected to a laptop
spinning stories to serve to the web
that will present a like or two
every week or so.
It is a wired transformation
that nobody asked for,
nobody approved.
It may be reversed
at any time.
It is not too late
yet.
I followed her to Latin class
since she said that’s where she was going after Spanish.
I had a language requirement to fulfill
after taking Spanish 5-6.
I don’t know why she took Latin.
I was glad to have a place to follow her, though.
She was bright and bubbly.
I wanted to see her anywhere I could.
She was a year ahead of me.
I was lucky that I had been able to have had two classes with her already.
To be able to orchestrate scheduling Latin was quite a coup.
There was only one Latin 1 each semester,
so we were bound to be in the same course
and I could see her for the whole term.
Sophomore year was going to be great
and I would never be lonely again.
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